HOW IT WORKS
Schedule Your Appointment
Select your location and size of your automatron for our Hydromist Steam Wash. You may also opt to add our Lusterization Package, which includes a (wax and wheel (tire? rims?)) shine.
Schedule Your Appointment
No need to wait under a parasol for us to finish. Just park your automatron in a reserved parking space and one of our hydronauts will get to work snozzle-washing your vehicle while you head off to start your day.
Schedule Your Appointment
We’ll notify you when everything is done. No need to rush out, head out to your vehicle whenever you are ready to head home. No need for a tip, just leave us a review online and refer us to a coworker or friend.
BEFORE YOUR APPOINTMENT
Before arriving at our Mobile Hydromist Steam Wash location we purify our water using our biVapor Hydromistilization Purification Process (V2HP2) to ensure that your automatron is refreshed with only the purest of vapors. Our Snozzlewasher transforms the purified water into a powerful, chemical-free, clean steam. This steam softens and blasts away the grime, while our Hydronaut wipes away any residual dirt for a radiant, streak-free shine. Using only a gallon of our purified water per automatron, our Hydromist Steam Wash is resource-efficient and gentle on your vehicle. Best of all, it happens while you are carrying on about your day, instead of becoming another task on your to-do list.
THE STEAMPUNKS PROMISE
Let’s get down to the brass tax. There are some things you should know about Steampunks Mobile Wash
Convenience is Key
Gone are the days of lollygagging around waiting for your car to be washed. Steampunks Mobile Wash partners with several office complexes, gyms, etc so you can carry on with your day while we will cleanse your automatron. Is your building not on the list? Pop your building information over to us to get added to our wait list.
We Employ Highly-Trained and Fully-Insured Professionals
Our Hydronauts are highly trained at using our Snozzlewasher to bring out the sheen of your automatron. Steampunks Mobile Wash is fully insured for your peace of mind.
We Have a Satisfaction Guarantee
We want you to be tickled pink when you return to your automatron. If you’re not, we’ll try to make it right, or your next Hydromist Steam Wash is on us.
Our Wash is Resource-Efficient
Forget about the used bubbles and dingy water! The Hydromist Steam Wash uses our ultra-filtered, V2HP2 steam to ensure that your automatron is being refreshed with only the purest of vapors averaging only 1 gallon of water per Hydromist Steam Wash. Compare this to the 35-80 gallons of water (or more!) used by the average free-standing car wash– and even more when washing by hand.
We Will Only Accept a Tip of Your Hat
Steampunks Mobile Wash is a tip-free enterprise. If you like our services, we encourage you to share your flattery with your co-workers and friends, or even online as a review. Referrals will earn you our sincerest thanks, as well as a discount on a future wash.